Guilty Pleasures & Favorite Pastimes

1. Saving money.
2. Telling customer service agents they are wrong.
3. Getting an unexpected instant rebate.
4. Pressing all the buttons in a very long elevator ride and getting off at the first floor it comes to.
5. Blowing bubbles with kids.
6. Popping my gum.
7. Typing really fast with long fingernails.
8. Telling someone to "shush" at the movies.
9. Eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.
10. Going home 5 minutes early from work...every day.
11. Blatantly ignoring the Mexicans at Winco who are so desperate for female attention.
12. Chasing the DHL driver 16 blocks to give him a package.
13. Driving home from the gym late at night with the windows down and the hip hop up.
14. Smelling Home Depot when I first walk into the store.
15. Making it through the QFC self-scan without cussing or asking for assistance.
16. Putting in a new lightbulb and having that new bulb work for years and years inexplicably. Must be my expertise in choosing lightbulbs.
17. Listening to XM Radio at work.
18. Receiving medical bills or other bills I shouldn't have to pay and talking the billing office into giving me a "one-time courtesy" exception.
19. Posting sticky notes all over the wall of my cubicle like some type of skitzoid.
20. Eating a whole pack of Orbitz gum in less than 3 days.