- Saving money.
- Telling customer service agents they are wrong.
- Getting an unexpected instant rebate.
- Pressing all the buttons in a very long elevator ride and getting off at the first floor it comes to.
- Blowing bubbles with kids.
- Popping my gum.
- Typing really fast with long fingernails.
- Telling someone to "shush" at the movies.
- Eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.
- Going home 5 minutes early from work...every day.
- Blatantly ignoring the Mexicans at Winco who are so desperate for female attention.
- Chasing the DHL driver 16 blocks to give him a package.
- Driving home from the gym late at night with the windows down and the hip hop up.
- Smelling Home Depot when I first walk into the store.
- Making it through the QFC self-scan without cussing or asking for assistance.
- Putting in a new lightbulb and having that new bulb work for years and years inexplicably. Must be my expertise in choosing lightbulbs.
- Listening to XM Radio at work.
- Receiving medical bills or other bills I shouldn't have to pay and talking the billing office into giving me a "one-time courtesy" exception.
- Posting sticky notes all over the wall of my cubicle like some type of skitzoid.
- Eating a whole pack of Orbitz gum in less than 3 days.
This post is not coming to you VIA Jennifer. This is her husband, Erik. I decided to hijack her blog (ah...the things you can do when in possession of another's password) and tell her how I feel about her. This will probably not be posted for long, I am sure as soon as she sees it she will remove it. HERE GOES! Jennifer, my dear, I love you oh so very much. On Monday is our 1 year anniversary! A whole year! That may not seem like much, but my oh my it has flown by quickly. Since you are a relative young'un that year actually represents around 4.76% of your entire lifespan(thus far). I still keep my eye out for things that represent 'US'. Who can forget the 'EJ' Truck? I have never stopped looking for, nor noting 28s as they pop up all over the place. I notice all of the little things you do. I notice the little faces you make. I notice the little noises you make. I notice the slight shifting of your posture in response to my incessant joking. This face was made...
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