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Questions

  • If cloning and crossbreeding to create new species is wrong, why do we have tangelos and why are they so tasty?
  • Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  • Why is it ok for black people to call eachother the "N" word?
  • If we only have 5 fingers on each hand, why are there 6 when I count backwards from 10?
  • Why are we our age for one whole year? How can you be 25 for one whole year?
  • Why do people leave their Christmas lights up (and turned on) until July?
  • How hard is it not to hit the mailbox with your car?
  • Why do people try to use the Bible to "prove" there is no God when He clearly had his prophets write it?
  • Why do people think God is made up when billions of people from thousands of cultures all independently know of Him?
  • Does that mean the Lock Ness Monster exists too? Bigfoot?
  • How come we can see clouds?
  • Do the people in the front of the traffic understand that there would be no traffic jams if they would just drive the speed limit?
  • Why does everyone get mad at traffic when they are the ones rubbernecking the accident on the side of the road?
  • Why are there AM and FM frequencies on the radio?
  • How did the computer get invented? I mean, how did we go from "Uf! Here is a rock," to "Here is a catalytic converter"?
  • How do they get flavors in flavoring?

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