The Amazing Kell Bjorn decided to start keeping track of everything Brandt Gibson said. Here are a select few:
“I’m a horse of a different color!”
“No Pain…No Pain.”
“Nobody corrals me!”
“Die!”
“But on the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“I’m not stressed, I’m not stressed; if you tell me I’m stressed…I’ll kill you.”
“I parked around back in the shade, so it doesn’t get 65,000 degrees in my car.”
“Yeah, things you don’t want to hear from your bank…‘Oops’.”
"You've been tasered!"
"Click-click-a-click...booyah!"
“Blame it on Kell, it’s all his fault…It was either Kell or Canada and you’re closer.”
“Girls just want to have Lu-unch…”
“I have been Dudded.” (After receiving some Milk Duds)
“Get out of my Chaaiirrr.” (Said with a low raspy evil voice)
“Gloria’s here…ruuunnn!”
“That is highly possible…just not probable.”
“Gift of tongues Kell, enjoy it.”
“Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.”
“Don't you think? Please use this well. Marriage becomes the grave yard of life. When the water is drunk, it is enormous! Tomorrow is splendid.”
“Just wanted to say we'll be there with bells on. Literally.”
“I know that, but this is an offshoot. We'll be Fundamentalist Attendance Reporting Mormons, or FARMs for short.”
“Sweet! I can just see it now.....’Honey, I brought you home the new Bratz doll!’
“I was on a wild file hunt all weekend, when I finally managed to bag this one late Saturday night. He put up quite a struggle, but in the end, he was no match for me. I now present him to you.”
“My girl will call your girl. That kinda thing.”
“Don’t touch my mustache.”
"Heaven forbid I should be known by my work ethic."
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