This post is not coming to you VIA Jennifer. This is her husband, Erik. I decided to hijack her blog (ah...the things you can do when in possession of another's password) and tell her how I feel about her. This will probably not be posted for long, I am sure as soon as she sees it she will remove it.
HERE GOES!
Jennifer, my dear, I love you oh so very much. On Monday is our 1 year anniversary! A whole year! That may not seem like much, but my oh my it has flown by quickly. Since you are a relative young'un that year actually represents around 4.76% of your entire lifespan(thus far).
I still keep my eye out for things that represent 'US'. Who can forget the 'EJ' Truck?
I have never stopped looking for, nor noting 28s as they pop up all over the place. I notice all of the little things you do. I notice the little faces you make. I notice the little noises you make. I notice the slight shifting of your posture in response to my incessant joking.
This face was made right after one of those jokes. I know that you do not like this picture, but it is one of my favorites, and you are amazingly beautiful. But for the benefit of everyone else out there (she would be unhappy if I didn't say this) it was at 6:30AM and we were on an airplane on the way down to California and had already been awake for several hours.
When you are so inclined as to find one of my jokes actually funny, this is what can occur:
That smile will light up the world, and it won't stop there, it could be seen for millions of miles in each direction. So my advice to you is please use it more often. I am always cracking jokes so go ahead - find them funny and we will all be bathing in the rays of your cosmic smile.
You are truly the most amazing woman on this earth. Your intelligence and wit are unsurpassed, you are sweet as honey, and as tart as vinegar. You are not afraid to say how you feel to anyone (even if it does earn dirty looks). You are very efficient when it comes to getting things done.
Some things you would be good at:
Lawyer/Judge
Corporate Negotiator
Professional Agent
French Toast Player (oops, I meant Horn)
Boxer
Some things you would be not so good at:
Masseuse (functional, but you don't put a lot of heart into it)
Fine Art Painter
Bean Counter
Tour Bus Guide
Solider (you do not take orders from anyone, regardless)
Before you were pregnant all I had to worry about was you (and boy, what a worry you can be!!). But now all of a sudden there is this little person growing inside of you. Jennifer Kristin Miles you are going to make the most amazing mother in the world. Glenda told me a story about how Dave used to sit down with you and talk to you about how you were going to be the most amazing mother. Apparently at the time you would make faces at that, and not agree, but I can tell you now, Dave and I are on the same page. You were made to be a mother..and not just any mother...the best mother.
I am going to have to fight for our kid's freedom, I know that you will not want to let them crawl near a chair leg in the off-chance they might bump their heads.
If you had your way, I would have to wear this at all times:
But I also know that we will have very smart and independent children. At a very early age they will begin earning your respect and likewise a longer leash.
This is going to be a wild ride and there is no better woman in the entire world to strap in and go with. Just remember, this is forever, and you are stuck with me!!
-Love With All My Heart
Erik T Miles
HERE GOES!
Jennifer, my dear, I love you oh so very much. On Monday is our 1 year anniversary! A whole year! That may not seem like much, but my oh my it has flown by quickly. Since you are a relative young'un that year actually represents around 4.76% of your entire lifespan(thus far).
I still keep my eye out for things that represent 'US'. Who can forget the 'EJ' Truck?
I have never stopped looking for, nor noting 28s as they pop up all over the place. I notice all of the little things you do. I notice the little faces you make. I notice the little noises you make. I notice the slight shifting of your posture in response to my incessant joking.
This face was made right after one of those jokes. I know that you do not like this picture, but it is one of my favorites, and you are amazingly beautiful. But for the benefit of everyone else out there (she would be unhappy if I didn't say this) it was at 6:30AM and we were on an airplane on the way down to California and had already been awake for several hours.
When you are so inclined as to find one of my jokes actually funny, this is what can occur:
That smile will light up the world, and it won't stop there, it could be seen for millions of miles in each direction. So my advice to you is please use it more often. I am always cracking jokes so go ahead - find them funny and we will all be bathing in the rays of your cosmic smile.
You are truly the most amazing woman on this earth. Your intelligence and wit are unsurpassed, you are sweet as honey, and as tart as vinegar. You are not afraid to say how you feel to anyone (even if it does earn dirty looks). You are very efficient when it comes to getting things done.
Some things you would be good at:
Lawyer/Judge
Corporate Negotiator
Professional Agent
French Toast Player (oops, I meant Horn)
Boxer
Some things you would be not so good at:
Masseuse (functional, but you don't put a lot of heart into it)
Fine Art Painter
Bean Counter
Tour Bus Guide
Solider (you do not take orders from anyone, regardless)
Before you were pregnant all I had to worry about was you (and boy, what a worry you can be!!). But now all of a sudden there is this little person growing inside of you. Jennifer Kristin Miles you are going to make the most amazing mother in the world. Glenda told me a story about how Dave used to sit down with you and talk to you about how you were going to be the most amazing mother. Apparently at the time you would make faces at that, and not agree, but I can tell you now, Dave and I are on the same page. You were made to be a mother..and not just any mother...the best mother.
I am going to have to fight for our kid's freedom, I know that you will not want to let them crawl near a chair leg in the off-chance they might bump their heads.
If you had your way, I would have to wear this at all times:
But I also know that we will have very smart and independent children. At a very early age they will begin earning your respect and likewise a longer leash.
This is going to be a wild ride and there is no better woman in the entire world to strap in and go with. Just remember, this is forever, and you are stuck with me!!
-Love With All My Heart
Erik T Miles
Comments
I have such a great man!