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Tony Horton's Funniest Lines from P90X

"I'm a pterodactyl comin' in for a landing! Caw Caw!"

"You should see me play hoops after doing a few months of Plyo -- it's UNBELIEVABLE!"

"Let me show you perfection. Not THIS (gesturing towards his own face) -- THIS (gesturing towards his shoulders)."

"She has the skin of a FIVE YEAR OLD -- SO LUCKY!"

"Tip of the day: DON'T SMASH YOUR FACE!"

"If you don't have a stool, grab your dog, cat, brother, sister, uncle... that's a short uncle!"

"Pam's an undercover agent being chased by some guys with a hand gun."

I think I have too much time on my hands, or I do too much P90X.

Comments

Suzanne said…
oh tony.... what a retard
oh, that made me laugh. how about these.....
she flies through the air with the greatest of ease

great and now my mind went blank!

i think i'm going to start another round soon.
Jennifer said…
those are funnier than mine.
Anonymous said…
That is too funny- I can actually hear him- now that's sad :)!

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