A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're being cocky.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're being cocky.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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