Erik, Jenn, Tyler & Mason

January 13 Birthday Astrology (Um...this is scary true) Fearless, reckless, eager to meet all life's challenges -- that sums up January 13 Capricorns who often lead a tumultuous existence. They often give the impression of being emotionally unstable, but they have the power to learn from their mistakes. They can see the funny side of even the most difficult situation. Capricorn Information for January 13: You should embrace: Transcendence, intelligent choices, values. You should avoid: Failure, tedium, short-sightedness. Friends and Lovers: Blessed with a pleasing personality and happy disposition, January 13 natives are the envy of friends. They're witty and have the ability to make others feel good about themselves. Despite a reputation for being frivolous and fickle, they are stable and faithful. Partnership is important to them, and they are likely to marry young. Children and Family: January 13 natives have pride in what their family accomplished. They bring mostly happy...

Craigslist is amazing. I totally wish I thought of it first. Then I look around and think...there's gotta be something I can think of that's amazing that hasn't been done yet! But alas, has it all been thought of? Then the next day something else amazing comes up like the iphone and I'm again finding myself wishing I could have thought it up. I could be rich!!!! I rack my brain day and night but all I can think of is stuff that's already invented like gravity and kleenex. There's gotta be something out there....

1. Irregardless. This is not a word. If you use it on a daily basis, stop now. You are hurting my ears. 2. Nucular. The pronounciation is nuclear. Stop saying nucular. 3. Conversate. It's converse people! Not conversate! Get a dictionary!

There once was an African swallow who wanted to eat the fleas of a hippopotamus, but he was scared cuz what if the hippo ate him, and the hippo really wanted someone to get rid of his fleas but he was scared the swallow would peck out his eye and tunnel into his brain and take over his body and make him eat turnips, the hippo died of fleas and the swallow of not swallowing any fleas. they are dead. -Kyle Gregg, parables on dating.

There are many shades of white The purest can't been seen by man We all strive to attain that perfection Though we are weak We fall We stand up again We recommit And we are forgiven. There is only one shade of black It's everywhere It takes over any willing participant If even for a moment It washes off like super-glue It will take your skin with it When it sinks down the drain. Gray hurts so many The thin line between Right and Wrong The truth with little lies Intertwined Always looking over our shoulder Never getting caught Making new rules when the old don't work Like quicksand it consumes us.

I am not saying everyone should vote for Romney. But I am saying he delivers one heck of a speech. Click here to feel the Spirit

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. Dogs are forever in the push up postion. Every book is a children's book if the kid can read! Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy...

Pranks we've played on Brandt: Stapler in the jello. That was a good one. He posed just like Dwight for the picture. Disappearing staples. He just keeps on refilling his stapler(s) and they just remain empty. He was a good sport about that one. I think he thought he was losing his mind until he figured out it was a prank. Blasting speakers. Brandt likes to listen to opera and country (what a combination!!) through his computer speakers. His office is upstairs and most days he's alone up there. Believe me, we can still hear it. So when he goes to lunch, we just turn up his speakers and the volume on his computer as loud as they go. He presses play and Voila! Recipe for disaster. Especially when other employees are working upstairs with him at that time. Going to the mall. While Brandt was at lunch, we decided to move our cars out of the parking lot (so it was completely empty), turn off all the lights and lock the front door. We put a note on the door that sa...

1. What is your full name? J: Jennifer Kristin Miles E: Erik Thomas Miles 2. What is your birthdate? J: 1-13-87 E: 7/28/1981 3. Where were you born? J: Castro Valley, CA E: Boise, Idaho 4. Do you have any children? J: Not yet... E: No 5. What is your favorite book and why? J: Harry Potter. It's amazingly creative. E: A series of books called "The Wheel Of Time". I love fantasy books, and this series is the best I have ever read. The author died of a rare blood disease before he finished the final book. However, he apparently related the supposed ending to his family and an 'army of writers' so hopefully I will get resolution! 6. What is your favorite song and why? J: Bohemiam Rhapsody by Queen because it's so musical and the lyrics are heartfelt. Not to mention the awesome electric guitar. E: This is a HARD one. For today I will go with "No Quarter" by Led Zeppelin. Why? Because it sounds like an epic battle betwe...

Babies' laughter is pretty much the best sound ever. I wonder if they really laugh with a reason or if it's just a natural reaction when they are twirled around or tickled. It's pretty cool that laughter comes automatically with a smile. It'd be too wierd if you laughed and frowned at the same time... Don't try that at home.