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I believe

...In the gospel of Jesus Christ
...America is the best country to live in
...I have the best job in the world
...In jumping on the bed
...A tree makes NO sound if it falls in the forest and no one is around
...Superstitions are ridiculous
...Lightning is scary
...Teachers should be paid more
...Green is God's favorite color
...Babies remember the pre-existence...until they can talk
...Dinosaurs never walked the earth but ruled other planets before earth was created
...Christ will come again in the next 100 years
...If someone tells you to leave them alone they want more attention
...Bears are just another species of dogs...big dogs
...Our pets will be with us in Heaven
...Everyone should break a bone, just once
...Professional sports players are overpaid and tickets are overpriced
...American Idol is a sign of the last days
...Vegetarian pizza is cheating
...Most comedians are very angry yet creative people
...Everyone has a soul mate and I found mine!

Comments

Jaime said…
American Idol is a sign of the last days? What?!? Please explain.
Jennifer said…
Because some people (not you or me) but some people actually worship these "false idols". You've seen it-- those crowds that gather and rip off parts of David Archuleta's clothing so they can sniff it and cherish it forever!!!
Jaime said…
Ok...very true. Got it.

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