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Ok, I want to get political

WARNING:

Do not read this if you do not like politics or strong opinions.

Satan's Plan:

Take away agency. Force everyone to do "what's right" all the time. Make sure everyone gets home to our Father in Heaven. Worship money and riches. Employ racism, hatred, hypocrisy and hypnotic speech to bind the masses. The Glory be to Satan.

Communism:

Take away agency. Force everyone to do what the Communist party thinks is right all the time. Make sure everyone has free health care and that wealth is redistributed. Raise taxes. Employ racism, hatred, hypocrisy and hypnotic speech to bind the masses. The glory be to the Communist party.

Obamunism:

Take away agency. Force everyone to do what Obama thinks is right all the time. Make sure everyone has free health care and that wealth is redistributed. Raise taxes. Employ racism, hatred, hypocrisy and hypnotic speech to bind the masses. Glory be to the Almighty Obama.

Example: "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to be OK," Obama said.

According to Satan, Communists and Obama we should give up the greatness America has become so we can share it with the poorer countries around the world. Give everyone equal shares and make sure everyone is on the same level.

We have come too far to step back hundreds even thousands of years into this line of thinking. After Obama is elected tomorrow, how long will it take us to get back to normal once he is gone? Will the liberals ever realize what a mistake they made? Or will they cheer when their taxes are raised, SUV's are banned, and the government grows to its largest size ever? These are the last days. At least Obamunism will hasten the Second Coming.

PS- Global warming is a crock.

Comments

AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ironhide781 said…
All hail Comrade Obama! Take my agency, please! I'm not using it anymore. Can I have my handout now?

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